Government

One of the more interesting facts of Earth was there tried attempt at a mythical thing called, goverment. Government was an idea invented by after a Galifinakian got drunk at a bar somewhere in the vicinity of Betleguese and thought, "What if people were controlled by a corrupt leadership against there will?" With this idea he shared it with the nearest person. He was shot and killed exactly 2.36 minutes later and was not found by police until 5 months later (to see more on justice, have a couple shots of tequila and hit your head with a lead pipe). Though the idea was passed on by the killer, Micael Wowzer. He eventually found a small innocent planet with nice people (and largely tax-free mortgage) and planted his seed of terror for all. Firstly, he established a form of God for the people to worship, and asked that they would follow this God even when Wowzer was short on singles and needed to pick up some "chicks" (check here to get more on chicks, but for women, just dial 583-0798 into the guide and get the babe of your choice [this is perfectly legal {in some planets}]). So the idea of government was highly successful until the people started to ask, "Why does God ALWAYS force us to do Michaels' laundry?" "Why can't we run our own government?" and "Why can't we get a large fries with that?" The citizens rebelled in one of the bloodiest wars ever to actually be told accuratly. After obtaining their own government (the birth of democracy), the people established leaders, and the mess started all over again, except the end result caused the birth of the career of a man named Justin Timberlake in a planet not significantly far away, by accidently sending the planet an emergency transfer of information in which the neighboring species, the Carakan's, were doing the the most feared thing possible, "bringing sexy, back." (which you would understand if you ever saw a Carakan [for a visual, see Republican]) So overall, government was also a tried subject on Earth, but failed because of resources, citizens, and **** taxes. As Galactic President Beeblebrox as an example, "the presidential role was created in order to drive away power, not intice it.